100 % GIRL (5% punk princess)
(10% goth)
(15% whore)
(20% witty)
(50% BITCH!!!)
scared to look at myself in the mirror
i see a witch
a bitchy witch
disguised in paranoia
aren't we like that?
aren't we all?
on the good days... a princess
on the bad days... a bitch!
although, come to think of it, it's probably not such a bad idea
if someone is a dirty bitch...
-girl, interrupted
BLACK AS MIDNIGHT
DARK AS PITCH
BLACKER THAN THE FOULEST WITCH
-legend
What Are Girls Made Of?
Remember, girls are not always made with spice
Nor with sugar and everything nice
Gotta be tough so you won't get ditched
Or else for another bitch, you'll be switched
Hey girls, guys aren't supposed to dump you
We're supposed to dump them, isn't it true?
So don't flare up
Cos if you do, you loose like a pup
Don't be caught on fire
Although loosing can indeed make you tire
But still it is inevitable
Even if other gals look horrible
Still, girls rule
And boys... well, they just drool!
What Men Ought To Know
If you guys want to become great dates,
You might as well possess a few "coolness" traits
Listen to these tips from the expert who knows the way
You've never been there and you surely don't want to be left astray.
So keep that revolutionary thought in you
And be in touch with what is real and true
So open up your mind and leave your eyes wide
Hang on, it's gonna be a bumpy ride
First things first, giving flowers to a girl is a bad idea
You need to know, flowers are actually a plant's vagina
They're the powerful organs heralded by the plant kingdom
Your desire is beyond platonic so prepare for what may come
Second lesson, chocolate is another thing
'Cos a damaged tooth does cause suffering
Now what, are you giving her old grandma's necklace for a present?
An antique stuff means you have no money to be spent
The next thing is, instead try giving her food
Hmmm... feeding a hungry stomach is good
But expect her to gain a pound
Next time or so, she'll come by shaking the ground
On the other hand, toys can be cute and fluffy
But I don't look like one so don't give 'em to me
Just make sure you're not giving books with a card
'Cos we find reading novels kinda long and hard
Time is of the essence and time is what we obviously don't have
So don't give us pets that take years to grow and expect to love
Giving us a ring? Are you sure it's the real thing?
Whoa! That's great, as long as it ain't fake!
Don't try too hard to impress girls on your way
Don't show off with your wheels or we'll pray
That a train will come by, dash you and ruin your day
So don't be a show off when you drive
Even if you walk, it's enough for you to safely arrive
Thinkin' of giving us a bunch 'a lingerie?
So that we'll have somethin' nice to wear everytime you say?
A woman can never have too many underpants
But heck, we're not that poor, we can even pay our own rents
You see, girls don't have to work for nobody
If that's the case, the world would be full of philanthropy
Needless to say, without the proper wit
Guys really ought to know it
That all too many things in their minds won't fit
Anyway, you're still worth our charms
So always expect us with open arms
Well, refusing an offer is kind of a big insult
And the customer should always get the best result
Well basically, girls don't need men to feel fulfilled
That's what I believe, you gotta believe too or be killed
But really, all we girls need are not some cheap charity givin'
All it takes can be just lots 'a lovin'...
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